I Tried Fish From France: A Real, Messy, Tasty Review

I’m Kayla, and I eat a lot of fish. I cooked it. I bought it fresh. I even carried a bag of sardines on a train once. So yes, this is real. Not a brochure. Just me, a pan, and some fish from France.

Curious about the full saga? I wrote a longer piece you can dive into right here.

Where I Bought It (And What Happened)

  • Marché d’Aligre, Paris: I got one dorade royale (gilt-head bream) for 16 €/kg. Eyes were clear. Gills looked bright. The seller cleaned it fast and smiled twice. I pan-fried it that night. Skin went crisp. The bones were sneaky though.
  • Concarneau, Brittany: A small stall by the harbor sold me sardines that still smelled like the sea. I grilled them on a cheap cast-iron plancha. Fat popped. Skin blistered. My fingers smelled like smoke and salt. I didn’t mind.
  • Monoprix, Rue de Rennes, Paris: I grabbed sea bass (bar). It said “ligne” on the label, which means line-caught. It wasn’t cheap. But it baked well in foil with lemon and fennel. Clean taste. No mud note.
  • Picard (the frozen place): I tried frozen monkfish (lotte) tails. Texture held up. I did a mild curry with coconut milk. It wasn’t pretty, but it was hearty and sweet.
  • Cans for the train: La Belle-Iloise sardines in olive oil. Tin was tidy. Fish was firm, rich, and a bit peppery. Bread, butter, and that tin turned into a fast lunch on the TGV. The seat next to me stayed empty. I get why.

Dishes I Cooked That Actually Worked

Sole Meunière in Nice

Small Airbnb, tiny stove, one heavy pan. I salted the sole, dusted it in a little flour, and browned it in butter. Lemon and parsley on top. It tasted soft, a bit nutty, and clean. The butter browned just right. My shirt smelled like a bistro. And because Nice always nudges you toward the sea, I later wandered down to Paloma Beach to let the butter fumes mix with the Med breeze.

Sardines à la Plancha in Brittany

High heat. No fuss. Oil, salt, a squeeze of lemon. Bones? Many. But they slid off if I ate slow. The flavor was loud in a good way—fat, smoke, sea.

Bar en Papillote in Paris

Sea bass in parchment with fennel, thyme, and a slice of orange. Steam did the work. Flesh stayed silky. The juice at the bottom was gold on rice. Not fancy, but felt fancy.

Mackerel Rillettes in Lyon

I poached mackerel in milk with bay leaf. Flaked it with crème fraîche, lemon zest, and chives. Spread on toast. It tasted bright and creamy. Cheap fish, big win.

What I Loved

  • Freshness: Fish from Brittany and Normandy tasted bright and clean. Not fishy. Just briny.
  • Simple cooking: Salt, heat, lemon. That’s it. The fish carries itself.
  • Variety: Dorade, bar, merlu (hake), rouget (red mullet), monkfish. Markets had range.
  • Labels: I liked seeing “Label Rouge” or “MSC.” Not perfect, but it helped.
  • Price swings: Sardines and mackerel were friendly on my wallet. Turbot? Not so much.

What Bugged Me

  • Bones: Dorade and sardines had pin bones that hid like tiny traps. Not great for kids.
  • Smell at home: One bad choice lingers. Open a window. Keep baking soda in the fridge.
  • Price jumps: Turbot and line-caught sea bass can sting. I paid 34 €/kg once. Yikes.
  • Language: Labels in French can be tricky. “Élevé” means farmed. “Ligne” is line-caught. “Bar” is sea bass, not a place to drink.
  • Scale snow: My sink looked like it had glitter. Wet paper towels helped. Still a pain.

Taste Notes That Stuck With Me

  • Dorade: Sweet, mild, and juicy. Great with thyme and a splash of white wine.
  • Sardines: Bold, fatty, and smoky on the grill. Lemon is not optional. It’s the key.
  • Sea bass: Clean and elegant. Skin crisps like a chip if you dry it well.
  • Monkfish: Meaty and a bit sweet. Think “poor person’s lobster,” but don’t tell lobster.
  • Mackerel: Oily and rich. Loves acid. Loves mustard. Loves you back.

Little Tips I Learned the Hard Way

  • Look at the eyes. Clear is good. Cloudy means skip it.
  • Check gills. You want bright red or pink. Not brown.
  • Ask what’s from Brittany or Normandy that day. Sellers will tell you if you smile.
  • Dry the skin. Salt it. Pat it again. That’s how you get crisp in the pan.
  • If you’re nervous, bake it in foil (en papillote). Less mess. Hard to mess up.
  • Rinse your cutting board with cold water first. Hot water sets the smell.

Quick Store Shoutouts

  • Marché d’Aligre, Paris: Best for choice and chatter. Go early. Bring cash.
  • Monoprix/Carrefour: Fine if you pick well. Look for “ligne” and harvest dates.
  • Picard: Frozen monkfish and hake were solid on busy nights.
  • La Belle-Iloise (cans): Train-proof, picnic-proof, life-proof.
  • If you find yourself on the Riviera, the fish stalls near Atoll Hotel in Fréjus are worth a morning detour—clean counters, friendly vendors, and sea views while you shop.

For more tips on sourcing sustainable seafood and planning a food-focused trip, check out the detailed guides on JustFrance.

Who Will Like It

  • Weeknight cooks who want fast meals.
  • Grill folks who enjoy smoke and skin.
  • People who like simple food that tastes alive.
  • Not great for anyone who hates bones or smells. That’s fair.

My Verdict

Fish from France treated me well. When it was fresh, it sang. When I paid up, I usually got what I hoped for. And when I went cheap but smart—hello sardines and mackerel—I ate like a queen on a budget.

Would I buy it again? Yep. With clear eyes, a hot pan, and a lemon close by.

If you try it, start simple: one dorade, salt, pepper, a little butter, and a squeeze of lemon. You know what? That might be dinner sorted.

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